Strength is being able to crush a tomato.
Dexterity is being able to dodge a tomato.
Constitution is being able to eat a bad tomato.
Intelligence is knowing a tomato is a fruit.
Wisdom is knowing not to put a tomato in a fruit salad.
Charisma is being able to sell a tomato based fruit salad.
uhh, supposed to be golbat. > >;
I noticed golbat isn’t actually pictured with a tongue that often, but i instinctively picture it with a tongue, so i went with that.
Now now, let’s not forget Golbat’s first sprite portrayal.
No. My followers would never use me in such a fashion!
I simply take their suggestions and put them to good use by making fun stories about…
Well, I would do it less if I weren’t constantly fascinated by the…
No. No! Followers, is it true?!
Have I been.. BARDED THE WHOLE TIME?
the whole time.
You’re pitting my love of puns against my hatred of bards.
It’s… the purest form of evil…
You’re hired. Have your resume on my desk by sundown.