dear sick, i need you to go away before friday so i can run a session, plskthx

beanseller:

i heard people were pokeshaming
so i procrastinated homework and taking out the laundry

beanseller:

i heard people were pokeshaming

so i procrastinated homework and taking out the laundry

linuxthegeek:

Katy! Can you explain to me why your blog is about my blog?

my secret is revealed. my blog has been about linuxthegeek this whole time

linuxthegeek:

Katy! Can you explain to me why your blog is about my blog?

my secret is revealed. my blog has been about linuxthegeek this whole time

Plot Twist

spookymeon:

The villain has the hero at gunpoint. Everything seems lost. Then the hero has an amazing idea: Make them talk. So the hero says “Now since I am as good as dead, tell me: Why are you doing this?”
The villain smiles and shoots him.

(Source: fuchsimeon)

bigmaninasuitofarmor:

cloudspanties:

ohgodsalazarwhy:

coelasquid:

tentakrule:

elizabethplaid:

Currently taking the Can we guess who you are in 20 questions? thing, because a couple friends took it. So does this ball pit look like fun? I can’t look at ball pits the same way again after seeing the kerfluffle of DashCon 2014.
Edit: My quiz results were mostly wrong.

Here is our best guess at who you are:  1. You are male.  2. You are still a teenager, but won’t be one for very much longer.  3. You’re in college and are already worried about finding the perfect job that will be both fulfilling and will pay well. Your future worries you more than you’d like to admit.  4. You have beautiful, silky brown hair and big eyes.  5. You know that if you’d only believe in yourself more, things would be much easier for you. Yet you still doubt your instincts more than you should, instead of trusting them every time.


1. You are female.2. You are currently in your mid fifties.3. You have a wonderful big family and a deep loving connection with your lifelong partner.4. You have Short hair, light colored eyes and stylish glasses. 5. You have long ago decided to live every minute to the fullest. Your life experiences taught you that no moment should be wasted on something or someone you don’t love.
it got #4 right so that’s 1/5 good job quizilla

1. You are male. 2. You are in currently in your mid 30’s.3. You are married and just became a parent. You are experiencing exciting days, and more are on their way, but through it all you remain strong, loving and deeply caring. 4. You have short hair - partly gray, brown eyes and a fit body.5. You decided long ago that your kids must have a better childhood than the one you had. You know you’ll do anything to make sure of that.

Here is our best guess at who you are:1. You are male. 2. You are in currently in your mid 30’s.3. You are married and just became a parent. You are experiencing exciting days, and more are on their way, but through it all you remain strong, loving and deeply caring. 4. You have short hair - partly gray, brown eyes and a fit body.5. You decided long ago that your kids must have a better childhood than the one you had. You know you’ll do anything to make sure of that.
This couldn’t have done any worse if it had tried, on purpose, to guess the opposite of who I am.  I told it I wasn’t in a relationship and it still guessed I was married with kids.

Here is our best guess at who you are:1. You are male.2. You are still a teenager, but won’t be one for very much longer. 3. You’re in college and are already worried about finding the perfect job that will be both fulfilling and will pay well. Your future worries you more than you’d like to admit.4. You have beautiful, silky brown hair and big eyes. 5. You know that if you’d only believe in yourself more, things would be much easier for you. Yet you still doubt your instincts more than you should, instead of trusting them every time.
So close.

Andy I got the same exact results as you… SAME EXACT RESULTS. :|

Apparently:
1. You are male.
2. You are currently in your mid twenties. 
3. You have a temporary job while you’re still trying to figure out the rest of your life.
4. You have blonde hair, blue eyes, and a gorgeous smile (Have you ever tried professional modeling?).
5. People often flatter your appearance. You secretly wish they told you how smart you are.

bigmaninasuitofarmor:

cloudspanties:

ohgodsalazarwhy:

coelasquid:

tentakrule:

elizabethplaid:

Currently taking the Can we guess who you are in 20 questions? thing, because a couple friends took it. So does this ball pit look like fun? I can’t look at ball pits the same way again after seeing the kerfluffle of DashCon 2014.

Edit: My quiz results were mostly wrong.

Here is our best guess at who you are:
1. You are male.
2. You are still a teenager, but won’t be one for very much longer.
3. You’re in college and are already worried about finding the perfect job that will be both fulfilling and will pay well. Your future worries you more than you’d like to admit.
4. You have beautiful, silky brown hair and big eyes.
5. You know that if you’d only believe in yourself more, things would be much easier for you. Yet you still doubt your instincts more than you should, instead of trusting them every time.

1. You are female.
2. You are currently in your mid fifties.
3. You have a wonderful big family and a deep loving connection with your lifelong partner.
4. You have Short hair, light colored eyes and stylish glasses. 
5. You have long ago decided to live every minute to the fullest. Your life experiences taught you that no moment should be wasted on something or someone you don’t love.

it got #4 right so that’s 1/5 good job quizilla

1. You are male. 
2. You are in currently in your mid 30’s.
3. You are married and just became a parent. You are experiencing exciting days, and more are on their way, but through it all you remain strong, loving and deeply caring. 
4. You have short hair - partly gray, brown eyes and a fit body.
5. You decided long ago that your kids must have a better childhood than the one you had. You know you’ll do anything to make sure of that.

Here is our best guess at who you are:
1. You are male.
2. You are in currently in your mid 30’s.
3. You are married and just became a parent. You are experiencing exciting days, and more are on their way, but through it all you remain strong, loving and deeply caring.
4. You have short hair - partly gray, brown eyes and a fit body.
5. You decided long ago that your kids must have a better childhood than the one you had. You know you’ll do anything to make sure of that.

This couldn’t have done any worse if it had tried, on purpose, to guess the opposite of who I am.  I told it I wasn’t in a relationship and it still guessed I was married with kids.

Here is our best guess at who you are:
1. You are male.
2. You are still a teenager, but won’t be one for very much longer. 
3. You’re in college and are already worried about finding the perfect job that will be both fulfilling and will pay well. Your future worries you more than you’d like to admit.
4. You have beautiful, silky brown hair and big eyes. 
5. You know that if you’d only believe in yourself more, things would be much easier for you. Yet you still doubt your instincts more than you should, instead of trusting them every time.

So close.

Andy I got the same exact results as you… SAME EXACT RESULTS. :|

Apparently:
1. You are male.
2. You are currently in your mid twenties.
3. You have a temporary job while you’re still trying to figure out the rest of your life.
4. You have blonde hair, blue eyes, and a gorgeous smile (Have you ever tried professional modeling?).
5. People often flatter your appearance. You secretly wish they told you how smart you are.

mkstvns:

"I can’t remember where I heard this, but someone once said that defending a position by citing free speech is sort of the ultimate concession; you’re saying that the most compelling thing you can say for your position is that it’s not literally illegal to express." xkcd: Free Speech.

mkstvns:

"I can’t remember where I heard this, but someone once said that defending a position by citing free speech is sort of the ultimate concession; you’re saying that the most compelling thing you can say for your position is that it’s not literally illegal to express." xkcd: Free Speech.

corruptionpoints:

shiftingpath:

luxord21:

I wanna see how many people think tabletop games (d&d, Pathfinder, Exalted, etc) are the coolest thing ever invented. Reblog if you think they are the best games

my life is literally nothing but sleep, work, and Exalted

Yep.

Defense Against the Dark Arts

beccaeve:

I had a dream that was set at a place I understood to be the university I attended, but it looked like the hotel from The Shining. The dorm rooms looked like the type of sparse, road-side motel rooms featured heavily in episodes of The Alfred Hitchcock Hour.

I seemed to be with my high school class, which was multiplied into a lot more people—but I knew them all. We were competing in some cookie challenge right out of a Food Network reality show. My group won the first part, but then we all had other things to do.

I went to ride a bike without shoes on, and could only stop with my bare feet. Then I was suddenly walking with shoes on into a large room where everyone was working on the challenge.

I got yelled at for my group not working. I said we all got called away for other things. Just then, literaryfirearms showed up (she did not attended my high school or college) to defend me. She said “I had to go to Defense Against the Dark Arts because that’s the only art class we have.”

Then I woke up.

I just want everyone to know I am just as clever in dream cameos as I am in real life.